I met my wife at a Star Trek convention. She was study abroad from France and spoke little English, and I didn’t know a lick of French. So, for the first few months of our relationship, we communicated by speaking Klingon. —
Hear more tales of nerdery in this week’s Pwn Up! (via dorkly)
Okay I’m not even a Star Trek fan but that’s beautiful.
good thing he’s buying pampers cause he just shat his pants
Confused Little Girl Meets Her Father’s Twin For the First Time
CAN YOU EVEN IMAGINE HOW MUCH OF A MINDFUCK THAT WOULD BE TO A BABY THO
She sitting there like “my life has been a lie.”
If you’re dad
And HE’S dad…
WHO’S FLYING THE PLANE
"…Wait a goddamn minute here…"
we have all read fanfiction that we shouldn’t have
just a few favorite tags
just open up tag viewer on this post and settle in with a snack cause ain’t nobody sleeping tonight, friends
installing tag viewer for this was the best decision i ever made
what if the new animal species we discover each year are actually being dropped off by aliens? like they have an over abundance of yeti crabs or something and so they brought some to earth because they knew we’d get a kick out of this
This is the cutest conspiracy theory I’ve ever heard
cats can straight up do that double jump video game thing
(Source: kittiezandtittiez, via lovefire999)
This is my bible. Bye.
Anyone else read this with the stereotypical Japanese “punk” accent?
…..I dunno what to say to this.
I think this translates as: “I secretly want Russia to invade the UK so I can see dolphins in tanks.”
ohhhh my god.
Can someone explain this to me? I’m afraid I don’t understand.